I Don’t Chase Balls Tee

This lightweight classic-fit tee carries a funny, confident message with hand-drawn charm. A simple black-ink illustration of a sunglasses-wearing woman walking past a bouncing ball is paired with the text “I DON’T CHASE BALLS. I HAVE STANDARDS.”  Comfortable, breathable, and responsibly made, this shirt feels familiar from the first wear and keeps its shape through repeated laundry cycles. It’s for people who want their personality to be clear without shouting—dry humor, no fuss.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain fit and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF for sleeve/labels and detailed DTG for main artwork
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label and 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat